KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.

Guys,
Id love to join an Aussie clan for some Killzone 2 action.


PlayStation Network ID: JerkFace3000
GMT:
Location: Sydney (Hornsby)
What do you feel you will bring to the Australian Unit of Destruction?: Im a 29 year old with loose morales, will happily supply beer and cigarette for my under-age clan mates.
Where did you hear about the AUoD?: GameFaqs originally (have responded to the gamefaqs topic, it hadnt been bumped in a while), I was a member of your fine establishment back in the COD4 era.
Why is it that you want to join?: Playing a cool-ass game with friends drowns out the sounds of a nagging missus!


KILLZONE 2
Do you have a Headset? [REQUIRED]: Will have one before the end of next week, then you can all enjoy my witticisms.

Welcome man, where did you end up going?

Yeah, what happened?!
Are you actually gonna stick with us this time around?

EDIT: I just read your post in our recruitment topic.
You should post it here.

Hey Fallen. To cut a long story short, BigPond are a pack of d**ks, was offline for a while and when I got back on Id been dumped from the AUoD lineup. But by then I wasnt playing much COD so didnt reactivate, all of a sudden you guys got all serious and had K/D cutoffs and stuff so I thought Id leave it to the pro's

Now there is a hole in my life that can only be filled with thick and creamy AUoD love!

Sorry to double post, but yeah Jase I'll be sticking around, I sit at a computer all day so will post regularly.


The JerkFace is back and he is angry!!!!!!

WTF a triple post??? DOnt hate me, I cant edit my previous posts....

Here is what I said in Gamefaqs, maybe it will help you love me.

"Count me in.

A) I dont have a headset (will have one before the games release though)

B) May struggle to keep a K/D > 1


BUT, these factors alone shouldnt keep me from joining for the following reasons-

A) Im Old-School AUoD, was a member back in the COD4 days (before the good people at BigPond decided I didnt really need the internet). I was there at the beginning, I remember a small skirmish on shipment where I didnt realise it was knife-only (I had the voice chat on low cause I was sick of hearing children sing), I just thought I was having a really awesome game. Still one of my fonder COD experiences.

B) I race motorbikes, so what I lack in K/D I make up in cool!

C) Im a lovely guy!

D) Devotion ahoy! Im on my 4th Xbox360 (RRoD) and 2nd PS3 (Blu ray drive failure).

well welcome back, i think i remeber that game! cause i was like this dude keeps shooting me, and jase as usual was getting pissed lol!
add me, billy_1080 i won't be on for a while though as my ps3 shat itself and i had to send her in for repairs.

I was almost gonna say welcome till i read that u've bought 4 360's!
Nah just joking, welcome mate, hopefully you can stick around and we can help u work on that K/D! Add me: Chookz

JerkFace wrote:

Playing a cool-ass game with friends drowns out the sounds of a nagging missus!

LOL! Welcome mate

Hey Billy, whats been happening? Yeah that game was funny, I thought I was doing so well until I realised I could faintly hear someone getting irate, then I noticed no one else was shooting each other I felt like a d**k!

I still have my busted PS3, its a 60 gig, I saw some dude on ebay selling a busted 60 gig for a fair bit so havent bothered fixing it yet. Sorry to get off topic but what happened to yours?

Welcome. Im from Sydney too (Inner West).
Add me to PSN I-Alm0sT-I (the I is a capital i).

Billy_1080, Chookz, and Almost. Ive added you guys. Is "Almost" spelt with a zero? I assumed yes.

Chookz, thge Xbox is on its last warning, it never gets used. I got the last one to try out Fable II and Gears of War II but was left with a bad taste in my mouth. It makes more noise than an aeroplane, locks up frequently and the sound drops out every now and then...

Thanks mdubskee, good to be here.

Also jerkface, you can swear here. Say whatever the fuck you want

You know, Jerk, you cansign up aaaanytime now...

welcome jerk face you can add me PSN is AussieMonster

JerkFace, someowhere in Profile is the ability to change your name.
Could you please change it to your PSN? It just makes it easier for everyone to add you.

And you're activated.

Yeah, what Jase said, we all use our PSN names.

I won't be able to get KZ2 for around two weeks after it's released!!

Add me anyway.

OK, Im signed up, the username has been corrected.

Thank you all for the warm reception.

Your sig is great!!

Yes, hello. Have some Hot Chocky.

My arse is itchy.

Jerkface, I remember you! Welcome back to the clan man! Add me: Cyrax_kBm

I've got internet problems myself at the moment, but I'll be fixing it next month when I get back from NSW.

Welcome there mate... was your previous name the same?... Because I have no idea who you are! hah...

Love that sig... share some love and some salt...

Add me

Thanks guys.

Lord_Coinage, you may need a worm tablet, or may be allergic to the lubricant you use

Cyrax, whats going on? I'll add all you guys when I can, my brother has plans of watching blu rays all night so I may not get to it till tomorrow.

Tearinto5th, yeah Ive always been JerkFace3000, I wasnt around for long so we may have missed each other as I cant say I recognise your name either. Nanomachines!

welcome man, enjoy the games, and catch up on some of the near naked photos of me......

also, fucking awesome SIG!!!! fucking amazing!

That is hilarious, someone nailed the thongs to the floor, yeah?